Joy and Jubilations
yknow what pertaining to that
why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time
w-we know
nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon
you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down
true, but
in certain situations
i think it can be said
that there is a line
and it has been crossed
O_O
I LOVE POTATOES
French Fries
Potato Chips
Hash Brown
Tater tots
Mashed Potatoes
Potato Salad
Fried Potatoes
BAKED POTATOES!
FINALLY!!! A POST FOR ME!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! THIS IS SO ME—I CAN’T EVEN
potatoes are the shit, man.
my life in a potato
FILTHY. DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU LOOK AT POTATOES ONLINE?!
(Source: kristinconway, via whenfairiesdance)

NO, BATBABIES, I’M A COOL MOM, YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT STUFF!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING? SOME LUBE AND CONDOMS???? PIZZA??? LIQUOR???
I’M A COOL MOM, OMFG.
CAN I HAS PIZZA?!
Yes, you can haz pizza. I just got some for Cass. She’s a baby now. You should play with her so she doesn’t die. That’s what happened to my nanopet: I didn’t play with it and it got sick and died. Babies are the same, right?
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